So, you're thinking to yourself, "Who's this handsome hunk who's page I've just stumbled across?" Well that would be me! I'm Clownfred, I'm a clown, artist, and generally super cool dude from Canada! My dad has been a big tech nerd since the early 90s and (somewhat unfortunately) introduced me to the internet when I was fairly young. Things were quite a bit less centralized on the internet back then, and I had always dreamed of having my own website. Now you're here!

I've been fixated on clowns since I was a kid, I am one after all! I really like bright colours and silly outfits, and the androgynous dress of most clowns has always seemed very rad to me! While I have considered a proper professional career in clowning, I'm not very good with kids. They're noisy and smell bad. I also really like glam metal! It has an awesome sound and is just generally dope as fuck.

I don't have much social media, hence why you won't see any linked here. Social medias stink! I do have an account on the instant messenger Discord, but you won't see it linked here. I'll gladly pass it along to any friends! Who wouldn't want to talk to me, after all.

I can be pretty hyper or brash at times, and also have a bit of trouble with communication, so please be patient! I'm also admittedly a little egocentric, I could talk about myself for hours! I still really like chatting with other people though. Just keep all that in mind, I guess!

All that aside, I hope you find yourself enjoying the site! It was nice to meet you! If you need anything, you can always contact me through my email which is linked on the main page! :0)

- Clownfred J. Glamhonk