Funnies


Here are some images that I find funny! They may not be entirely appropriate for all audiences. :o)


I have to stop drawing things out of context of stories/drawings that I've only told to close friends and talked to myself about. But I don't want to. What is that? What do you think it is? Corona virus. Look kid, I don't have much time, I need to tell you the answers to the prostate exam are- Dude I'm not even mad ok, I just don't know why you had to bring girls to our fishing trip bro you know I get quiet around girls. I would go to school if... This was the uniform, these were the books, this was the bus, this was the teacher. Britney Spears: My loneliness is killing me. Karl Marx: The alienation of man thus appeared as a fundamental evil of capitalist society. Girldick this, boydick that, I'm hunting Moby Dick. Not afab, not amab, I'm Ahab and I need to kill this fucking whale. If a rivalry lasts longer than 95 million years, then you are no longer rivals. You are gay. Me leaning in for a kiss after stuttering over velociraptor facts for two minutes. Hulk Hogan is trapped in my computer. Monkey sees clown girl, neuron activation. If you're cold, they're cold. Put them in your mouth. (After falling for the got your nose trick) Okay but it could have been true and that's whats terrifying about today's society. For the haters who think I don't boil eggs. When you beat the sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g allegations. Pros: Giggle for a bit. Cons: High blood pressure, risk of stroke, homosexualness, overeating, murderous urges, incest, loss of faith, devil worship, masturbation, sex with animals. I just personally don't agree with radiation poisoning. You held a rock and now you feel bad? Grow up. Now I am become sleepy, the goer to bed. J Robert Oppenheimer, father of the pjs after drinking warm milk. What's your sign? I'm a Leo. Fuck off I don't believe in that made up nonsense. So true!!! Boss: Hey come into work. Employee: oughshhhh. Boss: Are you ok. Employee: ouuuhhhhhhgg.


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